Jackie Mason "What’s Fair About The Fairness Doctrine?"

McCarthyism is alive and well and residing in the mind of many Liberals. They can’t just be happy with owning 90% of the media, they need to dominate talk radio too.

Take a look

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4a5zsSoWJo

On Set With Jackie Mason

This film was made during my TV show a year ago. I think it's well done. Let me know what you think.

Enjoy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lZBJzVtfs8

Legendary comedian Jackie Mason is not only a riot on screen and stage, but behind the scenes, as well.

Jackie Mason "Hillary Clinton Is A Qualified Thief"

The entire democratic field of presidential nominees are filled with unqualified morons, thieves or frauds.

Watch...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9JS_Vi5srE

Jackie Mason "Pieces Of My Mind On Bloomberg"

My different thoughts on Mayor Michael Bloomberg and why he's a big fake and fraud. He now says that he is an independent, independent of principles!

Here are my thoughts. Look...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCHOBLD68fk

Breaking News: Jackie Mason Attempts The Hula Hoop

Comedian Jackie Mason is caught on video attempting to use a hula hoop. This definitly proves you can't teach an old dog new tricks.

For the record, I had nothing to do with posting this. But I can't figure out how to take it off. Oh well.

If you have to see me make a fool out of myself, click here...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUbVUXNftBE

Jackie Mason "Oy! The Justice System Stinks!"

Lately, the American Justice System has been going strait down the toilet. From Duke to the "$54 million dollar pants" case, Justice has become an idiotic contest of insanity.

take a look

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTGu4QoNT4U

Jackie Mason "Hilton & Lohan: Oh The Insanity"

Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan are just two drunk little girls. Why is this the most important news item.

Take a look

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eabALGiDwI

Immigration: My Simple Solution

By Jackie Mason

I have a simple solution to the immigration debate. But first, why do we talk about the immigration problem? We have an immigration problem when people fight to get out of a country, not to get into a country. What we have here is something between “a condition” like when your mother-in-law has bursitis, and a “situation” like when a low-life neighbor keeps parking in your driveway.

Here is our three-part solution:

1. Registration: The most powerful weapon police have is “intelligence” in the military sense. When a cop stops you for a traffic violation, in two minutes he can find out if you are wanted for anything from spiting on the sidewalk to murder. Similarly, if a crime has been committed in a neighborhood, the police can immediately do a computer search and obtain records of other similar crimes in the neighborhood helping them to identify suspects.
What we need to do is much the same: develop a central complete registry of all aliens in America – legal and illegal. As to what we do with the illegals who step up to the plate and register, see #3. Those that don’t register will eventually either be questioned for something else, perhaps trying to get a job or otherwise interface with the institutions of our country. Prospective employers or other agencies should be required to report unregistered aliens immediately. If an employer does not do so, he should be charged with a crime. An immigrant not having the proper card should be immediately deported and never be permitted to reenter the country. Eventually all of the illegals will either be sent to jail or, over the course of time, die.
2. Fences: The idea we cannot build a suitable fence or have secure borders is ridiculous. We have had secure borders in Germany, North and South Korea, Viet Nam, etc. Dictators throughout history have been able to build fences to keep the people in or out. The Great Wall of China was 1,500 miles long, built in the 3d cent. B.C., and is still around.
In this regard, we have an additional simple solution. Just give anybody who will live on the border two free acres of land. Thousands of people will happily live there and keep an eye on things, pick up the phone if they see anybody coming from Mexico, and offer them coffee and cake until the border patrol arrives. Of course, the Miami Beach condominium market may decline, but it’s a fair tradeoff.

3. Draft Boards: For those immigrants who register but are not here legally, we should establish local community boards, similar to the local drafts boards we had in World War II. These would be comprised of small groups of dedicated citizens who would devote their time to hear cases involving the illegal aliens who have registered, on a case by case basis. In that way, local community standards, which vary from place to place in the country, would be applied. Only after this process is completed would the aliens be permitted to test adverse decisions through the judicial system.
What we don’t want to be is a country that denies health care to a child or adult, denies education or any other benefits that, on a human level, a functioning humane democracy should provide. Without immigrants, we would have no atomic age, no computers, no lasers, no microchips (Einstein, Teller, Fermi, etc.). Also, without Dr. Salk, we would now be in the midst of a polio epidemic.
Too often the people who want to crack down on immigrants are like members of a country club who, once admitted, don’t want to let in anybody else. It should be suggested to them that without immigrants we would not even have an America.

Jackie Mason on "The iPhone"

With all its many uses, that no one will ever use, could this be the greatest success of all time? No one will ever figure this thing out, but everyone must have it.
Here's what I say...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prwcw0n3iS4

Congratulations Paris: You Got Away With It!

Jail is a joyous place and Celebrity Justice is such a joke. It’s good that Paris was released early.

take a look

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUT3Xp302tc

Kill Jews, get your own country.

By Jackie Mason

How does the value of an Israeli life become so cheap, that we accept the idea that we have to sacrifice hundreds of lives on a yearly basis in order to exist in the state of Israel?Not many years ago, when one Israeli life was innocently lost, Israelis were shocked and there was a sudden hush in the atmosphere and wonderment in our voices. Why is it that now we think of it as an unavoidable sacrifice, as if there are certain questions for which there are just no answers? Why was the loss of an Israeli life so inconceivable before and so acceptable now?Since the Arabs could not tolerate the presence of Jews in their neighborhood they tried to destroy us whenever they could put an army together. Every time they lost a war they couldn't understand it, and they couldn't believe that they wouldn't win the next war.Like the Americans in Vietnam and the Russians in Afghanistan, the Arabs possessed such a huge advantage of resources, population and power that they couldn't accept the experience of defeat by the tiny state of Israel. As we were winning more and more victories we were paying a bigger price and getting more and more tired of victories in the battlefield at the cost of losing so many of our young Israeli lives. We became so weary and fearful of the next possible war, that we blinded ourselves into believing all the fraudulent gestures of the Arabs about making peace.We never realized the extent of our self-delusion until Prime Minister Barak offered the Arabs 98% of what they demanded and we were answered with an avalanche of suicide bombers taking more Israeli lives than ever before.Since then, we have become involved in futile efforts to solve the problem by retaliating more decisively than ever before, which has served as a great release from our frustrations, but it has always left us helpless again from the next attack from more and more suicide bombers. Somehow we have become helpless in the face of death as if there were no possible solution to this problem.For the first time in fifty years we have again become a lost, confused, helpless and paralyzed people. Somehow we have resigned ourselves to suffer the constant killing of our people, like another but slower Holocaust. We have paralyzed ourselves by our sickening irrational fear of "World Opinion," which is why we find it impossible to face one simple fact. We will never win this war unless we immediately threaten to drive every Arab out of Israel if the killing doesn't stop.It is no accident that the Arabs are not concerned with public opinion while killing our people, but we are terrified of public opinion before we dismiss them from our country. Somehow, we have become intimidated into believing that we are obligated to give them a place to live, and we have no right to throw them out just because they are killing our people.It is about time we realize that public opinion is nothing but publicly expressed anti-Semitism and appeasing public opinion makes as much sense as Chamberlain's appeasement of Adolf Hitler. Jews dying in Israel disturbs them as much as watching your neighbor killing a cockroach, even if it doesn't fill you with pleasure you certainly don't feel remorse about it. That is why when suicide bombers kill hundreds of Jews not a word of protest is ever heard, but when we try to defend ourselves by retaliating against our killers the U.N. immediately is called in an emergency session to protect our assassins.We are brain-dead if we accept the idea that we have to guess which Arab is our next killer. We are not obligated to victimize ourselves by letting the Arabs play Russian roulette with Jewish lives. Israelis are constantly asked the same obnoxious question " How can you throw the Arabs out, where would they go?" The answer is if they don't care whom they kill, why are we obligated to care where they go?If a gang of killers lived across the street, would you allow them to keep throwing bombs through your window until you can find them another apartment? Are we morally obligated to become a real estate agent for every Arab suicide bomber? We are not obligated to accept a new, slower Holocaust as the inevitable fate of our people. Jordan did not take a poll of world opinion and neither did Kuwait before they routed the Palestinians out of their countries.America did not wait for public opinion to take whatever action was necessary to protect their country, and there is no reason why we should be afraid to do what is necessary to protect the state of Israel.

Jackie Mason "The Many Voices Of Hillary Clinton"

Besides changing her position more than a hooker in a whorehouse, Hillary also changes her voice too

Take a look

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAyKq4Oy3nU