Jackie Mason "Making Muslims Happy"

Why do we bend over backwards to accommodate the Muslims? We give them their foot baths at Universities, we give them special rooms to pray at the airports, and we in some towns announce their prayer calls over loud speakers. We do this because we’re afraid, if we don’t, they’ll blow up a building. What other reason is there? In this country, you can’t say the word Christmas in any secular environment, yet we are allowing Sharia law to permeate every secular facet of society.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQqLMKOPbck

Jackie Mason on "The iPhone"

With all its many uses, that no one will ever use, could this be the greatest success of all time? No one will ever figure this thing out, but everyone must have it.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prwcw0n3iS4