Jackie Mason "Making Muslims Happy"

Why do we bend over backwards to accommodate the Muslims? We give them their foot baths at Universities, we give them special rooms to pray at the airports, and we in some towns announce their prayer calls over loud speakers. We do this because we’re afraid, if we don’t, they’ll blow up a building. What other reason is there? In this country, you can’t say the word Christmas in any secular environment, yet we are allowing Sharia law to permeate every secular facet of society.

click here to see what what I say...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQqLMKOPbck

Jackie Mason “Stop With The Racism Thing Already!”

Barack Obama says that there is still racism from whites in this country because he has trouble getting a cab sometimes in New York. Give me a break! How many white cab drivers are there in New York? Today, the richest woman in America, Oprah, our Secretary of State, and the Junior Senator from Illinois, Barack himself, is black. How racist could our society really be?

Watch here…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFfLaIEpaWU

Jackie Mason "Why Don't They Make Them Like They Used To?"

I just came back from Europe and saw all these wonderful, classic examples of architecture over 1000 years old. Yet, in this country, buildings become stale after 5 years. What is wrong with our culture today? Why were we geniuses 1000 years ago, when it came to buildings, and complete morons today?

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBOt-sgSiDU

Jackie Mason "Hey Israel...Peace Talks Will Do You No Good"

Israel giving away land, and trying to talk, will not bring peace. The only thing that Israel enemies want is Israel's death. The day they will stop killing Jews, will be the day that every Jew is dead. If they want a fight, Israel will give it to them. The Israelis are tough. This vlog isn't all serious though, I still manage to make a few jokes out of the situation.

Take a look

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e65AFAFBR_Q

Jackie Mason “No Surprise The Terrorists Are Doctors”

Why are we surprised to find most terrorists are highly educated from affluent upbringings? It is dangerous to hold on to myth that terrorists are impoverished people, made that way by the Western, non-Islamic world.

Here’s my thought…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oP_XrMT7-w

Jackie Mason “Poles Are Always Right… Unless They’re Wrong"

I love how political pundits and prognosticators change their mind every time a new poll comes out. Is this predicting or just poll reading? If these people are experts, shouldn't they be predicting the polls instead?

Here’s my take…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tKRAIfrXdw

Jackie Mason "What’s Fair About The Fairness Doctrine?"

McCarthyism is alive and well and residing in the mind of many Liberals. They can’t just be happy with owning 90% of the media, they need to dominate talk radio too.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4a5zsSoWJo

On Set With Jackie Mason

This film was made during my TV show a year ago. I think it's well done. Let me know what you think.

Enjoy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lZBJzVtfs8

Legendary comedian Jackie Mason is not only a riot on screen and stage, but behind the scenes, as well.

Jackie Mason "Hillary Clinton Is A Qualified Thief"

The entire democratic field of presidential nominees are filled with unqualified morons, thieves or frauds.

Watch...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9JS_Vi5srE

Jackie Mason "Hilton & Lohan: Oh The Insanity"

Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan are just two drunk little girls. Why is this the most important news item.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eabALGiDwI

Jackie Mason on "The iPhone"

With all its many uses, that no one will ever use, could this be the greatest success of all time? No one will ever figure this thing out, but everyone must have it.
Here's what I say...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prwcw0n3iS4

Congratulations Paris: You Got Away With It!

Jail is a joyous place and Celebrity Justice is such a joke. It’s good that Paris was released early.

take a look

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUT3Xp302tc

Kill Jews, get your own country.

By Jackie Mason

How does the value of an Israeli life become so cheap, that we accept the idea that we have to sacrifice hundreds of lives on a yearly basis in order to exist in the state of Israel?Not many years ago, when one Israeli life was innocently lost, Israelis were shocked and there was a sudden hush in the atmosphere and wonderment in our voices. Why is it that now we think of it as an unavoidable sacrifice, as if there are certain questions for which there are just no answers? Why was the loss of an Israeli life so inconceivable before and so acceptable now?Since the Arabs could not tolerate the presence of Jews in their neighborhood they tried to destroy us whenever they could put an army together. Every time they lost a war they couldn't understand it, and they couldn't believe that they wouldn't win the next war.Like the Americans in Vietnam and the Russians in Afghanistan, the Arabs possessed such a huge advantage of resources, population and power that they couldn't accept the experience of defeat by the tiny state of Israel. As we were winning more and more victories we were paying a bigger price and getting more and more tired of victories in the battlefield at the cost of losing so many of our young Israeli lives. We became so weary and fearful of the next possible war, that we blinded ourselves into believing all the fraudulent gestures of the Arabs about making peace.We never realized the extent of our self-delusion until Prime Minister Barak offered the Arabs 98% of what they demanded and we were answered with an avalanche of suicide bombers taking more Israeli lives than ever before.Since then, we have become involved in futile efforts to solve the problem by retaliating more decisively than ever before, which has served as a great release from our frustrations, but it has always left us helpless again from the next attack from more and more suicide bombers. Somehow we have become helpless in the face of death as if there were no possible solution to this problem.For the first time in fifty years we have again become a lost, confused, helpless and paralyzed people. Somehow we have resigned ourselves to suffer the constant killing of our people, like another but slower Holocaust. We have paralyzed ourselves by our sickening irrational fear of "World Opinion," which is why we find it impossible to face one simple fact. We will never win this war unless we immediately threaten to drive every Arab out of Israel if the killing doesn't stop.It is no accident that the Arabs are not concerned with public opinion while killing our people, but we are terrified of public opinion before we dismiss them from our country. Somehow, we have become intimidated into believing that we are obligated to give them a place to live, and we have no right to throw them out just because they are killing our people.It is about time we realize that public opinion is nothing but publicly expressed anti-Semitism and appeasing public opinion makes as much sense as Chamberlain's appeasement of Adolf Hitler. Jews dying in Israel disturbs them as much as watching your neighbor killing a cockroach, even if it doesn't fill you with pleasure you certainly don't feel remorse about it. That is why when suicide bombers kill hundreds of Jews not a word of protest is ever heard, but when we try to defend ourselves by retaliating against our killers the U.N. immediately is called in an emergency session to protect our assassins.We are brain-dead if we accept the idea that we have to guess which Arab is our next killer. We are not obligated to victimize ourselves by letting the Arabs play Russian roulette with Jewish lives. Israelis are constantly asked the same obnoxious question " How can you throw the Arabs out, where would they go?" The answer is if they don't care whom they kill, why are we obligated to care where they go?If a gang of killers lived across the street, would you allow them to keep throwing bombs through your window until you can find them another apartment? Are we morally obligated to become a real estate agent for every Arab suicide bomber? We are not obligated to accept a new, slower Holocaust as the inevitable fate of our people. Jordan did not take a poll of world opinion and neither did Kuwait before they routed the Palestinians out of their countries.America did not wait for public opinion to take whatever action was necessary to protect their country, and there is no reason why we should be afraid to do what is necessary to protect the state of Israel.

Jackie Mason "The Many Voices Of Hillary Clinton"

Besides changing her position more than a hooker in a whorehouse, Hillary also changes her voice too

Take a look

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAyKq4Oy3nU

Jackie Mason on "Sex, Wives & Hookers"

Jackie comments on how loveless wives are just as much criminals, if not more, than prostitutes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkusHBjGp7c

Jackie Mason "Michael Moore Is The Sicko"

Jackie thought Michael Moore's movie "Sicko" was about Moore himself. Jackie calls Moore out for being a treasonous pig.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twFK0a2EbdY