Jackie Mason "Making Muslims Happy"

Why do we bend over backwards to accommodate the Muslims? We give them their foot baths at Universities, we give them special rooms to pray at the airports, and we in some towns announce their prayer calls over loud speakers. We do this because we’re afraid, if we don’t, they’ll blow up a building. What other reason is there? In this country, you can’t say the word Christmas in any secular environment, yet we are allowing Sharia law to permeate every secular facet of society.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQqLMKOPbck

Jackie Mason “Stop With The Racism Thing Already!”

Barack Obama says that there is still racism from whites in this country because he has trouble getting a cab sometimes in New York. Give me a break! How many white cab drivers are there in New York? Today, the richest woman in America, Oprah, our Secretary of State, and the Junior Senator from Illinois, Barack himself, is black. How racist could our society really be?

Watch here…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFfLaIEpaWU

Jackie Mason "Hate Schmate...A Crime Is A Crime!"

Only a schmuck would think that crimes committed with hate should be prosecuted different than crimes void of hate. A crime is a crime you schmuck!

Well... you might not be a schmuck, look here...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXHQq6ukwgI

If you don't agree with me than you might be a schmuck. If you do agree with me, I'm sorry I called you a schmuck, but you could still be one.

Jackie Mason "Hey Israel...Peace Talks Will Do You No Good"

Israel giving away land, and trying to talk, will not bring peace. The only thing that Israel enemies want is Israel's death. The day they will stop killing Jews, will be the day that every Jew is dead. If they want a fight, Israel will give it to them. The Israelis are tough. This vlog isn't all serious though, I still manage to make a few jokes out of the situation.

Take a look

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e65AFAFBR_Q

Jackie Mason “No Surprise The Terrorists Are Doctors”

Why are we surprised to find most terrorists are highly educated from affluent upbringings? It is dangerous to hold on to myth that terrorists are impoverished people, made that way by the Western, non-Islamic world.

Here’s my thought…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oP_XrMT7-w

Jackie Mason “Poles Are Always Right… Unless They’re Wrong"

I love how political pundits and prognosticators change their mind every time a new poll comes out. Is this predicting or just poll reading? If these people are experts, shouldn't they be predicting the polls instead?

Here’s my take…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tKRAIfrXdw

Jackie Mason "Hillary Clinton Is A Qualified Thief"

The entire democratic field of presidential nominees are filled with unqualified morons, thieves or frauds.

Watch...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9JS_Vi5srE

Jackie Mason "Hilton & Lohan: Oh The Insanity"

Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan are just two drunk little girls. Why is this the most important news item.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eabALGiDwI

Jackie Mason on "The iPhone"

With all its many uses, that no one will ever use, could this be the greatest success of all time? No one will ever figure this thing out, but everyone must have it.
Here's what I say...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prwcw0n3iS4

Congratulations Paris: You Got Away With It!

Jail is a joyous place and Celebrity Justice is such a joke. It’s good that Paris was released early.

take a look

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUT3Xp302tc

Jackie Mason "The Many Voices Of Hillary Clinton"

Besides changing her position more than a hooker in a whorehouse, Hillary also changes her voice too

Take a look

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAyKq4Oy3nU

Jackie Mason on "Sex, Wives & Hookers"

Jackie comments on how loveless wives are just as much criminals, if not more, than prostitutes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkusHBjGp7c

Al Gore: The gift that keeps giving

When we (Raoul Felder and myself) wrote about Al Gore and in our first book, we intended to leave him behind like a chewed-over pastrami sandwich left on a delicatessen table and move on to other Schmucks in our on-going tour of Schmuckville. But he does not permit us to do so.
We believed Al Gore would be happily retired, adrift in his delusions of inventing the Internet and discovering the Love Canal. We thought, like a punch drunk fighter, he would spent the rest of his days boring people, explaining he wuz robbed by the referee and could've been a champion.
However, leaving his chads behind – and from the look of Gore today, we have an idea of where he stuffed them – he now became the Guru of Global Warming.
Global warming is a highly politicized subject, so inculcated into our collective psyches by the liberal media as a reality that, notwithstanding the fact hundreds of scientists believe it is a merely a cyclical phenomenon that has existed for thousands of years, to even question its existence relegates you to the insanity of a Holocaust denier.
Gore, with no scientific training, assumed the role of the validator and spokesperson for global warming. He even made a movie about it, and in fact won an Academy Award for it.
Suddenly, all of this somehow propelled him into being a potential candidate for president. To prove how serious he was, he started losing weight. We have heard of women who lose weight to get into last summer's bikini, and of old men who also lose weight to stuff themselves into ancient tuxedos, but this is an historic first: joining Weight Watchers to become president.
Now, we are not scientists, but, to us, the winters seem colder not hotter. The carbon dioxide that is supposed to be the villain is actually good, not bad, for trees, which everybody says are good for the planet. In fact, governments all over the world are expending effort and money to preserve the forests and plant new trees. The statistics show that using alternate fuels for automobiles actually costs more (considering government subsidies) and in the long run requires greater overall energy consumption than does gasoline.
Apparently, a great deal of the ozone problem is caused by methane gas, a principal source being the flatulence of cows. It may be more efficient and less costly to buy some Gas-X for the cows than the more sophisticated and costly alternative means suggested.
All of Gore's sputterings might be the proper subject of honest debate, except for one thing. Gore, as we have all now learned, is patently a hypocrite. He lives in a house that in one week, consumes 20 times the yearly energy use of an average home, and he flies around in private planes consuming vast amounts of fossil fuel and spewing enormous quantities of hurtful gasses into the atmosphere. His justification: He purchases carbon credits.
While few in the world can understand exactly what they are, in principle the credits are traded, for a fee, by middlemen, with the extreme offenders of pollution being made to pay money that, in effect, becomes the "credits." These are now placed into an exchange and then sold to other violators – like Gore. All of this does not change the amount of carbon produced one bit, but does produce a profit for the exchange company. Oh yes, did we forget to mention – you guessed it – Gore owns a carbon exchange company.
The proponents of global warming say that in a hundred years, the ocean temperature will rise five degrees and, because of melting icebergs, the Atlantic Ocean will extend into the land an additional nine inches. Just in case, we will definitely sell our Miami Beach condominiums in 90 years. Of course, if Gore will just shut up, the hot air lost may be just enough to save the icebergs.

Jackie Mason "Democrats Are Full Of It"

Democrats are more interested in winning an election, than winning the war. More interested in supporting the rights of terrorists, than supporting our troops.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NkMlm3L5Ko

Jackie Mason on "Health & Fitness"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBD0AfwNoQA

Jackie Mason on "Bill & Hillary Clinton"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWHu_RDzFYQ

Jackie Mason on "Starbucks"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4Mjnzqi5gs

Jackie Mason & Raoul Felder on "Schmucks"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82tGPBb9nrM