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Friday, October 5, 2007

My Night With Bill Clinton

I live near Carnegie Hall basically because if I open the window, sometimes I can hear the music…and if I can’t hear the music, it certainly beats living near a garbage dump. On the other hand, maybe I do live near a garbage dump. The other night I tried to come back to my apartment after an evening of rivalry (basically borscht and blintzes), and found the way to my apartment blocked, and dozens of policemen and police cars in the street.

Concerned that there may have been a natural disaster, I inquired of the policemen. It turned out that there was a disaster, but the disaster’s name was Bill Clinton. He was speaking at Carnegie Hall, and because of this, the street was closed off, police cars were all around too, etc. I told them I am going to my apartment, and they could arrest me if they like, secure in the knowledge that, at least as far as I knew, there was no crime called “Violating the Clinton Statute.” So I went happily to my apartment unarrested. Now, the unworthy thought occurs to me that if a semi-crook like Clinton, who was disbarred (too big a liar to be a lawyer), impeached, alleged to have raped a woman, perjured himself, “sold” pardons, and even went off with some of the White House silver, gets to have a street closed off, then John Gotti had the right to have had the whole city closed down for him, and all he ended up with is being locked up in a room with no girls.

Several days have now passed since Clinton’s exit from Carnegie Hall, and now, thankfully, I can open the windows again.

Weekly Musings October 5th, 2007

Jackie Mason Vlog 60 Much Ado About Nothing

Some African Americans were outraged that McCain, Giuliani, Thompson, and Romney didn’t show up in last week’s Debate at historically black Morgan State University in Maryland, saying that the snub meant that they do not care about Black voters. How can this be when the current President has done more for minorities than any President since Johnson? Also people forget that this debate was for the GOP nomination. With only 7% of registered Black voters registered as Republican, that isn’t really a voting block that can put you on the ticket. Republicans have been snubbed by African Americans for years. So even if it was really a scheduling conflict, there is nothing wrong with these men making better use of their time.

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Jackie Mason Vlog 61 Reid’s Rush To Judgment

How does Reid have the right to condemn anyone, especially when it comes to supporting our troops? How could anybody with a half a brain take anything from Media Matters as the truth? Well, I think I just answered my own question.

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Friday, September 28, 2007

Weekly Musings September 27th, 2007

Jackie Mason Vlog 58 Oy Vey O.J.

Déjà vu all over again! 13 years ago, Hillary Clinton was trying to promote a failed health care plan and O.J. was being chased in a Bronco. Now, 13 years later, Hillary Clinton is again trying to promote a health care plan and OJ again is being chased. Some things never change. I think O.J. should run for President, and Hillary should get arrested.

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Jackie Mason Vlog 59 Ahmadine-Schmuck

I may not be able to pronounce his name, but I do know a schmuck when I see one. Everyone was in an uproar that Ahmadinejad was invited to speak at Columbia University. The real travesty is that this man was invited to speak before the entire world, in our country.
Ahmadinejad speaking at Columbia is just meaningless symbolism. Really, Hitler has been dead for 60 years now, and in every University, in any given classroom, he is being studied and his speeches are heard. Ahmadinejad wouldn’t even be speaking at Columbia in the first place, had it not been for him being at the U.N. This man (for a lack of a better term) can threaten us, support genocide, deny one of the worst tragedies to beset man kind, and provide weapons and aid to our enemies, and we let him come to our country so he can threaten us again! The U.N. gives this turkey legitimacy, and meanwhile our daftness allows us to look past this, the real problem, and instead be enraged that he’s speaking in front of 600 ivy leaguers. When will we wake-up and realize the U.N. is a dangerous threat to World peace, not a solution for it.

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Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Anti-Semitism an Incurable Disease

Why is anti-Semitism so popular and pleasurable as a persistent behavior pattern all over the world? People who care about the fate of the Jews are always searching for subtle, indefinable reasons to explain the intensity of anti- Jewish hostility and hate. The simple truth is that the answer is far from mysterious.

As a matter of fact, the answer is so obvious that you'd have to brainless not to see it. Everyone knows that whatever the crime committed against any Jew, the only price you'll pay will be the price of the ride to the crime scene and back. Instead of blaming the criminals, the Jews will get involved in an orgy of self-blame and guilt. And after blaming themselves, they'll start blaming each other. Somebody will be screaming, "It's your own fault! Why would you be walking in front of a Muslim mosque at 2 am," and the other one will argue "Why would I think they would recognize that I am Jewish," and another voice yells, "at least you could've been smart enough to wear sneakers!" Then some body says, "Let's report this to the police," while somebody else is saying, "Are you Crazy? What if they find out we reported it? Do you want to get us all killed? Right now they don't know who we are. Let's just get out of the neighborhood!"
It's because anti-Semites are aware that these are the typical reactions of the Jews to any violence committed against them, that they feel free to attack any Jew whenever they please. Is it any accident that all over England you hear of a stream of attacks against Jews, but you never hear any attacks against Muslims? (I know that even right now, you the reader, are trembling in fear of what I might write about the Muslims)

Is it any accident that British MP Mrs. Clare Short in the House of Commons attacked the Jews as vicious racists when their only crime, which she could think of, is that the Jews still exist, which she considers an offence to human decency? What right do they have to try to live in peace with the Arabs and constantly thwart every attempt of the Palestinian suicide bombers to annihilate their whole population? She claimed that the Jews practice an even more egregious form of apartheid than what existed in South Africa. Does she call it apartheid, when every Arab has equal access in every school, to every job, every health-care service, and every unemployment benefit? Currently, they even hold office in the Israeli parliament and every other branch of the Israeli government. Is she so ignorant that she doesn't know that none of these opportunities would be granted to any Jew living in an Arab nation? Besides, how would a Jew be able to achieve any of these same opportunities when in most cases, it wouldn't even be safe for a Jew to live there? But Mrs. Short, as anti-Semites all over the world know, you never suffer any consequences by attacking Jews. If anti-Semites really thought that Jews could be a menace of any kind, they would cower in fear as they now do to the Muslims. When was the last time that an Englishman made a hateful speech against Muslims? People are so fearful of Muslims, that they're even afraid to say “hello” without apologizing? English people are now begging forgiveness from Muslims for things they don't even remembering doing. Unlike the Jews of England, who spend all their time pleading just to be accepted in that country, the Muslims spend much of the time making demands and warning the people that they better be careful to respect them, be concerned how loud they talk to them, and not to criticize them. You also dare not paint the wrong cartoon, sing the wrong song, say the wrong thing, look the wrong way, or even laugh without an explanation. The Jews will never survive if they don't learn a great lesson from the Muslims who execute their power. Isn't it amazing that after committing so many acts of violence all over the world, not only are the Muslims not suffering for it, but actually the reverse has happened? They are the ones being treasured, respected, and venerated while every one is bowing to them in cowardly fear of the next possible attack. The Jews merely have to exist in order to generate ant-Semitism. Anti-Semites hated the Jews when they had nothing, and now they hate the Jews because of the claim that they have everything. No matter what the reason and even if it can't be called a reason, it becomes reason enough to hate a Jew.

Nobody in America today would dare attack the blacks with the same kind of fearlessness that they do to the Jews. Because if they did, in ten minutes you'd be facing marches, courtroom subpoenas, blocked streets, broken windows, millions in fines and an array of new taxes to pay for more school lunches and whole construction sites for new condominiums. White America is so desperate to pay any price to protect their safety, that they now offer the blacks gifts of every kind. First they were offered welfare payments even if they were able bodied workers and then they were presented with food stamps for staying home. Americans then invented "affirmative action" to give blacks, among many things, the advantage of college admission with 10 points less than failing scores. White America is so guilt ridden because of their history of discrimination against blacks, that they are gladly accepting a black candidate for president, whose level of experience wouldn't even qualify him to be a second tier lawyer in a third rate law firm if he was white.

If this world had the same fear of the Jews that they have of the Muslims or the blacks, the attacks on the Jews would never have existed. People never feel threatened when attacking a Jew because he's little guy with glasses carrying a brief case, and in case of an attack, he won't pull out a gun, he'll take out a fountain pen. He would not be ready to shoot the attacker; he'll be busy looking for a piece of paper to write his name down. The attacker always knows that when his victim is a Jew, he will not get hit or hurt. The Jew won't fight. He will cry, beg, scream or run. The attacker knows he can't lose life or limb because the victim can't fight; he's only preparing to sue. Now this describes the Jews outside of Israel. If the Jews in the Diaspora continue to follow this pattern of traditional helplessness, instead of behaving in accordance to the new pattern of behavior of the Israelis, who are ready to fight and survive at any price, they will be doomed to be hounded by anti-Semitism for the rest of their lives. This how they must behave even if it infuriates this yenta, the right honorable Mrs. Clare Short.

Friday, September 14, 2007

Petraeus

Vlog 54 Dems Fear Petraeus More Than Bin Laden


With Gen. David Petraeus’s report coming out soon and Bin Laden’s tape Just coming out, whose message do the Democrats fear more?

Hillary Clinton recently said that another Terrorist attack would only help the Republicans, but success in Iraq makes them quake in their boots. Petraeus months ago was touted by the Democrats as the best option for command in Iraq. If he can’t do the job, no one can! And now this same man, according to the Democratic leadership who unanimously confirmed him, can’t be trusted and will no doubt skew his report in the Presidents favor. Why are the Dems changing their opinion of the General you ask? Because months ago they counted on him to lose and now their worst fear may becoming true. G-d Bless America indeed! With “Leaders” like the ones we have in Congress right now, we need all the help we can get.

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Jackie Mason Vlog 55 Democrats Have Gone Far Beyond Treason

A post Petraeus hearing follow-up to my previous vlog from Sunday, September 9th “Dems Fear Petraeus More Than Bin Laden”

The Democrats have proven themselves to be more reprobate and treasonous than even I could have predicted in my last vlog. They treated General Petraeus, this American hero who serves his country bravely, like a pig to slaughter. They never intended to hear good news from him. This was a set-up all along. A cold calculated plan they maneuvered months ago to take whatever the report was and skew it to their agenda. Hillary Clinton mentioned to believe the General’s report you must “…suspend your disbelief.” Well I’m in absolute disbelief how treacherous and treasonous this party has become.

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Friday, September 7, 2007

The Mason & Felder Report, September 7, 2007

The Mason & Felder Report, September 7, 2007

Weekly musings by Jackie Mason & Raoul Felder

Thoughts On E-mail

People used to say, “Do right and fear no man; don’t right and fear no woman.” And now e-mails have supplanted old fashioned snail mail, but yet, no such caution seems to be involved. It seems that people feel that when they sit in front of their computer alone at night and type out all sorts of nonsense, somehow they are removed from responsibility for their missiles.
Currently, the Governor of New York appears, perhaps rightfully, perhaps wrongly, disinclined to release his e-mails that may be part of the scandal du jour, and, the Governor of New Jersey appears to be in trouble because of e-mails concerning his girlfriend, which he now, pursuant to a court order, has to turn over. All of this is quite an apart and aside from the fact that any divorce lawyer will tell you about half of the people who come into their offices have a briefcase full of e-mails sent or received by a formerly believed-to-be-faithful spouse. Various laws have been passed, such as one in New York, making it illegal to look at somebody else’s e-mail, but that doesn’t seem to deter jealous spouses. They apparently operate under the proposition that if the computer is in their home, it is open season on whatever’s in it.
Best advice: don’t send e-mails of a personal nature unless you have no problem with your spouse – and eventually a judge – reading them.

Jackie Mason Vlog 52 End Of Summer Round-up

Here we go. As the summer draws to a near, Gonzales quits for doing nothing, Larry Craig gets in trouble for touching a toilet stall and for having a wide stance, and Clinton and other Democrats try to bury some "Shoe Money." What a crazy world of politics this is.

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Jackie Mason Vlog 53 Fred Thompson Isn’t Late, The Others Are Early

The experts are claiming that because Fred Thompson joined the campaign too late, that it will hurt him. One of the first candidates to officially announce his bid for president was Sen. Brownback. What has joining the campaign early done for him? Here’s my advice to you… stop listening to the pundits. They can’t tell you who will be president better than my sister-in-law from Pittsburg can.

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Friday, August 24, 2007

Jackie Mason "Political Correctness"

What I’m telling you is nothing new. I may not be the first to talk about it, and I certainly hope I’m not the last. But for all the complaints about political correctness you hear from mainstream sources, these sources still promote this sick practice even more today, then ever before.

When the Imas story was all you heard about for weeks, you heard condemnations all the time that what he said was disgusting and horrible, but not everybody thought he should’ve been fired. Even those like Hannity, and myself, who always disagreed with him, and didn’t care about him one bit, were outrages that he was fired from his job. Now, months after the fact, one of the woman from the Rutgers team is suing Imas on the grounds that she’ll always be labeled a “Ho” by potential suitors and employees throughout her life. “Look honey, nobody knew who you were until you publicized yourself in the civil suit.” Because this young woman is a “victim” of Imas’s words, no one is brave enough to call her out as the greedy person she is, to capitalize on this for a pay day. That, if there is any fairness in the world, should keep suitors and prospective employees away.

And today, as we try to stop Muslim extremism and terrorists, those words too are swiftly being removed from sight and sound. Illegal Immigrants, a PC term itself when it was first created (as opposed to refugee, displaced person, W.O.P. which stood for “With Out Papers” before it became a derogatory term specifically aimed at Italian Americans, etc.), is being replaced by “migrant worker”. I have two that are much better in my opinion, “Border Challenged” or “Uninvited Guest”.

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Monday, August 20, 2007

Jackie Mason "John Edwards And Why The Press Stinks"

John Edwards should thank G-d that this country’s sycophantic press is easy on him and his fellow democrats. His hypocrisy and double speak would’ve got him buried a long time ago if he had been a conservative.

Edwards, the describer of Two Americas, invested in a hedge fund that took advantage of Hurricane Katrina victims. He told his fellow candidates to give up all money from News Corp, yet took money from one of their subsidiaries, Harper Collins, and spewed a buch of double speak when confronted about that. Forget about how rich he is and all the extravagance he has, while saying he’s a “champion for the poor”. That just shows what a plain hypocrite he is. Now he’s an out and out crook, and where is the media? Where is the outrage? A better question is where is democracy? A “one party”, sycophantic press and a Democratic Party hell bent on promoting an agenda, partners in the destruction of democracy.

For more, click here…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvrqiEIq8sY

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Jackie Mason "It’s The Sub-Prime Mortgages Stupid!"

How can we say the economy is bad today? The anti-Bush crowd just hates to admit that our economy is better than ever. With the recent market volatility, they now have there reason that Bush’s economy is in the toilet. Well, its Sub-Prime mortgages stupid, not the economy that’s in trouble.

Now the left tells us, “You see! We told you the economy under Bush stinks”. The recent market volatility is because of these sub-prime mortgages. All the experts say that these mortgages only make up 2% of all the mortgages, and mortgages themselves, only make up 12 % of the economy. Now the democrats are attacking Bush for not doing anything to help people who can’t pay their mortgages. Meanwhile, they’re promising that if they were in power they would bail these people out. To me, it is the height of depravity to prey on dumb people by promising them thing they could never give them. Why is it the government’s job to bail these people out? It all sounds good to say, but when will this country understand, that the government gets its money from the people, including those who can’t pay their mortgages.

Here’s more on the subject…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwQwZucG9yY

Friday, August 10, 2007

Jackie Mason "Catching Technicalities Instead Of Crooks"

Why has legal and law enforcement system in this country, become more obsessed with catching people on technicalities, than catching people who commit actual crimes. Border agents, Ignacio Ramos and Jose Campeon, are sentenced to 12 years and jail, and not only does the drug dealer they shot trying to keep him from coming into this country get immunity from prosecution, he gets brought back to testify against the agents. And on another front, Critics of President Bush want to make absolutely sure, that Bush and the government are doing nothing to violate the civil liberties of terrorists and terror suspects, instead of trying to stop these villains. G-d forbid, we listen on a phone call or two of a terrorist. What the hell is wrong with us?

Look here…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDI68M1L77w

Wednesday, August 8, 2007

HILLARY CLINTON AND WOMEN’S RIGHTS – AN OXYMORON?

BY JACKIE MASON AND RAOUL FELDER

Let’s get something straight right at the beginning! We are not in the business of making any moral judgments on the former President Clinton. The people who claim that his adultery prevented him from devoting himself completely to the Presidency are simply wrong. It took him twenty minutes to commit adultery and he had the rest of the day to be President. We do, however, have and had serious concerns because, when he turned the White House into a Holiday Inn, he was only a temporary tenant basically utilizing our real estate for which we all paid. His long history of allegedly pressing for unwanted sex, hitting on women, seduction, cheating - the recipients of his charms running the spectrum extending from trailer park to society women, etc. - should be his own business, the business of the law itself, his conscience (as diminished as it may be), his Minister or Rabbi and the women involved, except when, one way or another, he utilized the high public office to which the citizens elected him to further his obnoxious goals. Unfortunately this seemed to be the case most of the time. It is hard to imagine that if he were not President, and just another Arkansas clod-kicker, he would be able to hit so many home runs in this area of his special endeavor.
Getting to the point! If Hillary really did not know what was going on, while everybody else at the White House, from the fellow at the gate, to the stewards, to the Secret Service, to the porters, etc., knew that the girls were standing in line outside the Oval Office taking a number and waiting for their turn, she does not have enough brains to be President. How would she be able t o figure out what was going on in the rest of the world, when she could not figure out what was happening downstairs in her own home. Ms. Clinton, by knowing and doing nothing – even after the Monica Lewinsky affair monopolized the media - other than walking a few feet away from him with a glum face as they went to the helicopter, she sent a terrible message to wives: this is the way to deal with a husband who cheats, insults, and publicly embarrasses a wife. Further, by publicly putting up with his on-going nonsense, she basically enabled her husband to continue to degrade, demean and abuse women.
What we find to be particularly obnoxious is that she touts herself as being in front of the parade, a banner-waiver for women when, in fact, she should be at the end sweeping away the garbage.

Monday, August 6, 2007

Jackie Mason "Making Muslims Happy"

Why do we bend over backwards to accommodate the Muslims? We give them their foot baths at Universities, we give them special rooms to pray at the airports, and we in some towns announce their prayer calls over loud speakers. We do this because we’re afraid, if we don’t, they’ll blow up a building. What other reason is there? In this country, you can’t say the word Christmas in any secular environment, yet we are allowing Sharia law to permeate every secular facet of society.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQqLMKOPbck

Thursday, August 2, 2007

Jackie Mason "The Weather Report"

Weathermen are nothing but vicious bastards who confuse and bother Jewish people. I’m joking of course, but this whole business of predicting the weather is, on a whole, is moronic.

Take a look here…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQL2wjQJYoQ

Sunday, July 29, 2007

Jackie Mason “Stop With The Racism Thing Already!”

Barack Obama says that there is still racism from whites in this country because he has trouble getting a cab sometimes in New York. Give me a break! How many white cab drivers are there in New York? Today, the richest woman in America, Oprah, our Secretary of State, and the Junior Senator from Illinois, Barack himself, is black. How racist could our society really be?

Watch here…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFfLaIEpaWU

Friday, July 27, 2007

Jackie Mason "Look… Primaries Are Fake!"

Let’s face it… The press in this country chooses for us, who the top tier candidates are, and we let them. How come the only qualified Democrat candidate, Sen. Biden, is completely ignored, while two candidates, who have done nothing in their careers other than be popular, are the front runners. Why not let the press pick the party nominee for us? Better yet, let’s have them just go ahead and pick the president for us. That would save us from having to go to the polls on November 7th.

Here's what I say...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlXGtIN0O4E

Monday, July 23, 2007

Jackie Mason "At Least With Terrorists… We Know Where We Stand!"

The democrats proved once again, that they want America to lose the war, so that they win the White House in 2008. The Troops to them is merely secondary to this heartless goal. They have a pointless all night pizza party, that solved nothing, and now as they go on vacation, will not give our troops a raise. Who is the enemy in this country? What are the Democrats doing? At least with the terrorists, we know where we stand.

Take a look...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSY9Pv9aS08

Sunday, July 8, 2007

Jackie Mason “No Surprise The Terrorists Are Doctors”

Why are we surprised to find most terrorists are highly educated from affluent upbringings? It is dangerous to hold on to myth that terrorists are impoverished people, made that way by the Western, non-Islamic world.

Here’s my thought…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oP_XrMT7-w

Thursday, July 5, 2007

Jackie Mason “Oh… Pardon Me Mr. Clinton”

Clinton’s Criticism of Bush, commuting the sentence of “Scooter” Libby.

Bill Clinton, who essentially committed the same crime as Scooter Libby, but served no Jail time, criticizes Bush for commuting Libby’s Sentence. This same man who has commuted and pardoned outright 4 times as many people as Bush, many involving Clinton campaign contributions or payoff to Hillary’s brothers, is now saying that Bush is ignoring the law!

Take a look…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfppBV-0xas

Thursday, June 28, 2007

Jackie Mason "What’s Fair About The Fairness Doctrine?"

McCarthyism is alive and well and residing in the mind of many Liberals. They can’t just be happy with owning 90% of the media, they need to dominate talk radio too.

Take a look

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4a5zsSoWJo

Monday, June 25, 2007

On Set With Jackie Mason

This film was made during my TV show a year ago. I think it's well done. Let me know what you think.

Enjoy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lZBJzVtfs8

Legendary comedian Jackie Mason is not only a riot on screen and stage, but behind the scenes, as well.