Jackie Mason "Hate Schmate...A Crime Is A Crime!"

Only a schmuck would think that crimes committed with hate should be prosecuted different than crimes void of hate. A crime is a crime you schmuck!

Well... you might not be a schmuck, look here...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXHQq6ukwgI

If you don't agree with me than you might be a schmuck. If you do agree with me, I'm sorry I called you a schmuck, but you could still be one.

Jackie Mason “No Surprise The Terrorists Are Doctors”

Why are we surprised to find most terrorists are highly educated from affluent upbringings? It is dangerous to hold on to myth that terrorists are impoverished people, made that way by the Western, non-Islamic world.

Here’s my thought…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oP_XrMT7-w

Jackie Mason "Hilton & Lohan: Oh The Insanity"

Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan are just two drunk little girls. Why is this the most important news item.

Take a look

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eabALGiDwI

Congratulations Paris: You Got Away With It!

Jail is a joyous place and Celebrity Justice is such a joke. It’s good that Paris was released early.

take a look

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUT3Xp302tc

Jackie Mason "Michael Moore Is The Sicko"

Jackie thought Michael Moore's movie "Sicko" was about Moore himself. Jackie calls Moore out for being a treasonous pig.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twFK0a2EbdY