The Mason & Felder Report, September 7, 2007

The Mason & Felder Report, September 7, 2007

Weekly musings by Jackie Mason & Raoul Felder

Thoughts On E-mail

People used to say, “Do right and fear no man; don’t right and fear no woman.” And now e-mails have supplanted old fashioned snail mail, but yet, no such caution seems to be involved. It seems that people feel that when they sit in front of their computer alone at night and type out all sorts of nonsense, somehow they are removed from responsibility for their missiles.
Currently, the Governor of New York appears, perhaps rightfully, perhaps wrongly, disinclined to release his e-mails that may be part of the scandal du jour, and, the Governor of New Jersey appears to be in trouble because of e-mails concerning his girlfriend, which he now, pursuant to a court order, has to turn over. All of this is quite an apart and aside from the fact that any divorce lawyer will tell you about half of the people who come into their offices have a briefcase full of e-mails sent or received by a formerly believed-to-be-faithful spouse. Various laws have been passed, such as one in New York, making it illegal to look at somebody else’s e-mail, but that doesn’t seem to deter jealous spouses. They apparently operate under the proposition that if the computer is in their home, it is open season on whatever’s in it.
Best advice: don’t send e-mails of a personal nature unless you have no problem with your spouse – and eventually a judge – reading them.

Jackie Mason Vlog 52 End Of Summer Round-up

Here we go. As the summer draws to a near, Gonzales quits for doing nothing, Larry Craig gets in trouble for touching a toilet stall and for having a wide stance, and Clinton and other Democrats try to bury some "Shoe Money." What a crazy world of politics this is.

Click here to see the video

Jackie Mason Vlog 53 Fred Thompson Isn’t Late, The Others Are Early

The experts are claiming that because Fred Thompson joined the campaign too late, that it will hurt him. One of the first candidates to officially announce his bid for president was Sen. Brownback. What has joining the campaign early done for him? Here’s my advice to you… stop listening to the pundits. They can’t tell you who will be president better than my sister-in-law from Pittsburg can.

Click here to see the video

Jackie Mason "Political Correctness"

What I’m telling you is nothing new. I may not be the first to talk about it, and I certainly hope I’m not the last. But for all the complaints about political correctness you hear from mainstream sources, these sources still promote this sick practice even more today, then ever before.

When the Imas story was all you heard about for weeks, you heard condemnations all the time that what he said was disgusting and horrible, but not everybody thought he should’ve been fired. Even those like Hannity, and myself, who always disagreed with him, and didn’t care about him one bit, were outrages that he was fired from his job. Now, months after the fact, one of the woman from the Rutgers team is suing Imas on the grounds that she’ll always be labeled a “Ho” by potential suitors and employees throughout her life. “Look honey, nobody knew who you were until you publicized yourself in the civil suit.” Because this young woman is a “victim” of Imas’s words, no one is brave enough to call her out as the greedy person she is, to capitalize on this for a pay day. That, if there is any fairness in the world, should keep suitors and prospective employees away.

And today, as we try to stop Muslim extremism and terrorists, those words too are swiftly being removed from sight and sound. Illegal Immigrants, a PC term itself when it was first created (as opposed to refugee, displaced person, W.O.P. which stood for “With Out Papers” before it became a derogatory term specifically aimed at Italian Americans, etc.), is being replaced by “migrant worker”. I have two that are much better in my opinion, “Border Challenged” or “Uninvited Guest”.

For more, go to my video by clicking here

Jackie Mason "John Edwards And Why The Press Stinks"

John Edwards should thank G-d that this country’s sycophantic press is easy on him and his fellow democrats. His hypocrisy and double speak would’ve got him buried a long time ago if he had been a conservative.

Edwards, the describer of Two Americas, invested in a hedge fund that took advantage of Hurricane Katrina victims. He told his fellow candidates to give up all money from News Corp, yet took money from one of their subsidiaries, Harper Collins, and spewed a buch of double speak when confronted about that. Forget about how rich he is and all the extravagance he has, while saying he’s a “champion for the poor”. That just shows what a plain hypocrite he is. Now he’s an out and out crook, and where is the media? Where is the outrage? A better question is where is democracy? A “one party”, sycophantic press and a Democratic Party hell bent on promoting an agenda, partners in the destruction of democracy.

For more, click here…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvrqiEIq8sY

Jackie Mason "It’s The Sub-Prime Mortgages Stupid!"

How can we say the economy is bad today? The anti-Bush crowd just hates to admit that our economy is better than ever. With the recent market volatility, they now have there reason that Bush’s economy is in the toilet. Well, its Sub-Prime mortgages stupid, not the economy that’s in trouble.

Now the left tells us, “You see! We told you the economy under Bush stinks”. The recent market volatility is because of these sub-prime mortgages. All the experts say that these mortgages only make up 2% of all the mortgages, and mortgages themselves, only make up 12 % of the economy. Now the democrats are attacking Bush for not doing anything to help people who can’t pay their mortgages. Meanwhile, they’re promising that if they were in power they would bail these people out. To me, it is the height of depravity to prey on dumb people by promising them thing they could never give them. Why is it the government’s job to bail these people out? It all sounds good to say, but when will this country understand, that the government gets its money from the people, including those who can’t pay their mortgages.

Here’s more on the subject…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwQwZucG9yY

Jackie Mason "The Weather Report"

Weathermen are nothing but vicious bastards who confuse and bother Jewish people. I’m joking of course, but this whole business of predicting the weather is, on a whole, is moronic.

Take a look here…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQL2wjQJYoQ

Jackie Mason “Stop With The Racism Thing Already!”

Barack Obama says that there is still racism from whites in this country because he has trouble getting a cab sometimes in New York. Give me a break! How many white cab drivers are there in New York? Today, the richest woman in America, Oprah, our Secretary of State, and the Junior Senator from Illinois, Barack himself, is black. How racist could our society really be?

Watch here…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFfLaIEpaWU

Jackie Mason "Look… Primaries Are Fake!"

Let’s face it… The press in this country chooses for us, who the top tier candidates are, and we let them. How come the only qualified Democrat candidate, Sen. Biden, is completely ignored, while two candidates, who have done nothing in their careers other than be popular, are the front runners. Why not let the press pick the party nominee for us? Better yet, let’s have them just go ahead and pick the president for us. That would save us from having to go to the polls on November 7th.

Here's what I say...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlXGtIN0O4E

Jackie Mason "Hate Schmate...A Crime Is A Crime!"

Only a schmuck would think that crimes committed with hate should be prosecuted different than crimes void of hate. A crime is a crime you schmuck!

Well... you might not be a schmuck, look here...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXHQq6ukwgI

If you don't agree with me than you might be a schmuck. If you do agree with me, I'm sorry I called you a schmuck, but you could still be one.

Jackie Mason "Why Don't They Make Them Like They Used To?"

I just came back from Europe and saw all these wonderful, classic examples of architecture over 1000 years old. Yet, in this country, buildings become stale after 5 years. What is wrong with our culture today? Why were we geniuses 1000 years ago, when it came to buildings, and complete morons today?

Click here to watch

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBOt-sgSiDU

Jackie Mason "Hey Israel...Peace Talks Will Do You No Good"

Israel giving away land, and trying to talk, will not bring peace. The only thing that Israel enemies want is Israel's death. The day they will stop killing Jews, will be the day that every Jew is dead. If they want a fight, Israel will give it to them. The Israelis are tough. This vlog isn't all serious though, I still manage to make a few jokes out of the situation.

Take a look

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e65AFAFBR_Q

Jackie Mason “Poles Are Always Right… Unless They’re Wrong"

I love how political pundits and prognosticators change their mind every time a new poll comes out. Is this predicting or just poll reading? If these people are experts, shouldn't they be predicting the polls instead?

Here’s my take…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tKRAIfrXdw

Breaking News: Jackie Mason Attempts The Hula Hoop

Comedian Jackie Mason is caught on video attempting to use a hula hoop. This definitly proves you can't teach an old dog new tricks.

For the record, I had nothing to do with posting this. But I can't figure out how to take it off. Oh well.

If you have to see me make a fool out of myself, click here...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUbVUXNftBE

Jackie Mason on "Sex, Wives & Hookers"

Jackie comments on how loveless wives are just as much criminals, if not more, than prostitutes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkusHBjGp7c